Saturday, July 5, 2008

A tag.

# 1 If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

I'll jump from the top of the building, wearing red (of course, that's the only way to turn into a Fast & Furious Ghost!), possess his body, strangle that 'Beach' while they make out and make him bang his head on the wall; not too hard, so he wouldn't die; not too soft either, just nice till a point when I hear him saying "I'll bomb Bush into a milliongazillion pieces with.. an Apple."

muahahaha. Take that, U 'Mustard'!

Ok la, to answer the question seriously, apple aside, I'll probably be scarred inside. But what can U do right? Kill him, like I suggested?

Who to blame. His heart is not with you anymore. That sounded so sad. =(

# 2 If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

Fly the sky. I am serious.

But as for now, I just want to watch a sunset by the beach, really badly. (Camen & Des would have knew bout this! hahaha. Lets not talk about my random desire to drag them to a high ground or the nearest beach to watch sunrise after prom. hahahah)

#3 What will your dream wedding be like?

I know! We should get to Las Vegas, from the top of the
Trump Vienna tower (make sure u build me one first! Prerequisite.hahhaha), together we'll say "I Do" & then we jump down (bungee,not suicidal)! On the way down, we'll smooch, look into the each other eyes & say "I Love youu~" in midair! =)
heh Kiddings!

Simple, I only need a warm room filled with people that matters in our lives to be there, for the moment and of course two souls who'd love and cherish each other as much. =)


#4 Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

If you'd ever look into a kite flying in the sky and you thought to yourself "Ahh~ That kite is flying so freely in the sky.. I wished I could be like a kite too.."
The harsh reality is- however a kite might appear to be flying freely, a kite will always, still be a kite, it'll never truly be able to fly the sky freely, with the strings attached.

I know what I wanted, but sometimes it's not just about what you like to do, strings are attached, and I can't. And now, I just don't know what can I do anymore.


#5 What's your ideal lover like?

Cutecharmingonetoonefunnyoutgoingcrappable. scrap all that.

All I want is...

Torres =)

Turn urself into him! (surgeryblabla) I Promise, Everything will be SUPER perfect, as long as I don't happen to FIND OUT about it. hahahhaha.


So sweet :)

All that truly matters is just a guy who's caring & would love me. =)


#6 Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

Non of the above. Why'd you call it a blessing when either you or either him is suffering in it.

When you're loving someone and when the someone loves you just as much too, that's blessing.

#7 How long do you intend to wait for someone u really love?

Till when I can't take it any more & he doesn't seem like he wants to make any effort to.

#8 If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

I'll seduce him with my hybrid 'weapons', ie: AngelinaJolielike Lips & ScarlettJohanssonslike Bodayy which screams sexayy from every inch. Hahahahaha xD

I wouldn't do anything.

If he already has one, people are a happy couple, I can do anything but to spoil their relationship. At least, two person's happy isn't it! :)

#9 Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

I'd like to complain that i told the sun to rise from the west and the rain to drop back towards the sky but they haven't been really obedient! Why can't u listen! *Points* There,UP!! & WEST! Don't make me unhappy! hmph!

Unhappy...Not many things has the mightyability to make me unhappy, hoho!

And nah, I guess I'm not! *smiles* =D

#10 The question is not here. Is it yummy? That u eat it away? Or is it 18SX? Wait up! I'm ALMOST there!

#11 Is being tagged fun?

hahahahhah. Owh yeah.

#12 How do you see yourself in ten years time?

A little taller.

#13 Who are currently the most important people to you?

My mommy =)

#14 What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

Owh, ur referring to my Lamyan?
He's a stewpiddumbdumb, loathable, uncaring, unattractive, uglee & a badbad friend. I hate him! ALOT!

These are the complete antonyms.
Decipher it =) and I mean what i said.

#15 Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?

I'd like someone I could share my happiness with, someone to smile to, to hold my hands and walk the park with =)

Poor is a state of mind, and something you could change, with a little extra effort.

#16 What's the first thing you do every morning?

Off the alarm.

#17 Would you give all in a relationship?

If I don't love that somebody, I wouldn't agree to start one; but if I'd love, I'd love with all my heart.

Omgoodness looi Vienna u just said that! xD Oh noo...how many more? Im sounding like a freak already!! This is so bad.....

#18 If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

Impossible.

#19 What type of friends do you like?

People that I feel comfortable with. =)

#20 What type of friends do you dislike?

Just don't judge or stab ppl in their backs?

Other than that, All's fine. =)


Tagged by : Ng Ca MAN :D

Tag 8 people for this :

1) Nash
2) Jan
3) Sook Yin
4) Yi Wen
5) Mel
6) Xin Ee
7) Caroline
8) Yik Sheng

Friday, July 4, 2008

Vien at work!

Hey peeps! Im backk!

I know I've been missing for quite awhile. Allow me to explain my reason of being missing.

But promise me,u have to trust me okay?

It's because..

I've Journeyed to the Centre of the Earth!!

Wow! It's AMAZING. So absolutelyBreathtaking u know! Everysingle moment Spent there! Every steps that i took.. takes me upon another flabbergasting discovery. Even the soils there tastes like chocolates... so does the sky....

Wait a moment! I sense that ur breaking ur promise by not believing my words,whyyy? Realllyyyy la! Why don't u believe me? Whhyyy?

Well, i can only say that it's your loss! TOO BAD!!

hahahahaha

ITalk Buddy is this new Instant Messenger , like MSN, you can chat with your friends online, not only that! The sepcial thing is that! U can now Call up your friends using your PC! Calls to Every friend is 15cents/min for their cellphone!(10c/min for house) No need to aih.. I Maxis, he Digi, eapnsive lah don’t want to call him lah..

Call to any country too! like Australia, UK is like 5cents/min?

Why PAY MORE,when u can PAY LESS?

We can demo a call for any of u guys who wanna try it out! To anywhere.  Quality – Mou Man Tai.

Not only that! Unlike postpaid, there are absolutely no extra charges other than that, just like prepaid!  Saying that it's like prepaid doesn't do it justice too, because it’s  CHEAPER & better! So who cares if they are not in your Active5, Top 6 friends, Xpax now? Everyone also 15cents mah?

ITalk cards are available in 7 Eleven, phone shops, Petronas station.

Registration is for free! And we’re giving out free goodie bags for those who register today! While stock lasts ;)

Oh well, don't feel bad about breaking ur promise just now. Other than Journeying to the Centre of the Earth, I've been working.

Tadaa! Hereby presenting my script: Oh, its that grey colour, small font thingy u see, as stated above!

That's roughly something that I'd mumured about, possibly…. 300 times a day?

This time around, Im not kidding! (I wasn't kidding about the Journey to the Centre of the Earth thingy Either!) :D

- Setting up the booth -

  The deal is:

 The Job       :Promoting ITalk Buddy in their Roadshows

                around various campuses & colleges.

                    Check out the raves&hypes bout it Click,to get it!

 Working hours :9am - 3pm

(45mins break in between. To be exact, it’s however long we like to call it ;) That’s when good ‘relationships’ with bosses comes in handy. I am a good employee! Hehe. u think? :D)

 The days?     :Monday - Thursday.

 Pay           :RM80/day

 Locations     :Around all campuses & colleges.

300times a day? At the end of the day, you got so sick of all the explaining & talking & trying to talk ppl into it, and then when the next person came up to you, blasting u with endless questions, u just felt like saying ‘Oww~ Shut up!!’ straight up to their face.

 

Oww. Wait! Come on, that's not me, I service with a *SMILE*~

hahahaha

I guess im so good that, while telling some guy about it, they fetch me a name card & said "We are an event management company, would you be interested to work with us for our upcoming events?" :D

And well before she left, "I like your attitude, so positive, cheerful & bubbly! Give us a call whenever ur free k!"

Owh well I couldn't be flattered more ;) and being able to mention that, that's in Unitar, I haven't tell you about Segi.

Hoho!


Of course, I enjoyed it!



There’s 11 campuses to go to, 2days/campus. A lil math calculations, reveals a RM 1760 in total =)

Yipee!

However, a lil math calculations, also reveals that I'd be left with Kosong Ringgit. I’d promised to give mommy 1000. Grandma 20. I Am gonna buy this:


For that Pig daddy! In hope that it helps, and he’ll quit smoking.. :(

With some daddy like mine, telling him facts & flashing him diagrams, it's as if, Trying to convince a Pig in the ranch about - the Benefit of waking up early.

Me: Just name me ONE benefit from smoking!

Daddy: Well, it covers the stinky smells in the men's toilet, so you won't feel like puking. AHHA! U see! That's one. ;)

x.x o.O >.<

Look what he turned grandma into!

Seriously, if he doesn't want to listen, then fine! I'm sick of trying to talk you into quitting tobacco anyway. But the main point is, you don't need to make me recycle Carbon Monoxide, right?

I don't wanna get Lung Cancer before 20.

" Stop smoking already, or else, I'll start smoking! "

Well, all that i said is just, all that i said.

But ahh.. that's not what my intentions are.

All very often, I have to contradict the things I said and the things in my heart. (oh no, im such a complicated being xD)

The fact is I don't even care if my lungs are shrinking, because the main point is..

I don't have another daddy & I love you, daddy.

But haha, I guess he won't be hearing that line anytime soon! xD unless he miraculously founds out how to read my blog.

Maybe I have an insensate & nonchalant tongue. I cant help it, i just cant say it. Blhh xP

Let's talk less about that, and time to introduce my Bosses & colleagues! 

well,they were treating me a meal. heh =)

First off, we have Steve. (on D left)

- D employer who chose me out of 7 applicants, even when I had transportation problems, whilst the other 6 applicants doesn’t. ;) Weee.?

武林群俠傳馬來版 http://wx.runup.com.my sent 7/16/2008 1:52 AM:
CHEER~~ TAKE CARE OK...DONT ALWAYS SLEEP SO LATE LA..
武林群俠傳馬來版 http://wx.runup.com.my sent 7/16/2008 1:52 AM:
REALLY LA...FOR UR OWN GOOD

Veryvery nice guy. 


Second off, we have Lily. (on D right)
- Steve’s boss, who's this charming lady, who helps me big time on every account of me pulling her shirt.

V :   We’re giving out free goodie bags if you sign up today, buy the 50bucks card, and we’re giving out this soft toy for free too!
X :  Owh. That's Great! But, it would be even greater if u tell me, what should I get so that you’ll give out ur phone no. for free too?
V :  Hahahahahhaaha..
*laughs like a maniac to divert attention from giving Lily's shirt a pull*
Lily : She doesn’t have a phone la. But I know a way! If you give her your phone, then you can call her lo! right?
(that's Smart, i shall utilize it one day. Gals, Let's all learn that up! :D)
X :  *Thought for awhile* Erm...What about a house add, I’m sure she stays somewhere and has one?
Lily : Don’t stalk people la.. After kena sweep out the house with a broom by people’s parents not good lo right? She’s going out with her friends to the mamak tonight, if you guys have *jodoh* then surely will meet lo!
X :  Errrr…. ok.


I can only conclude that, we didn’t had jodoh.

He wasn't bad looking, At all :D Aww. what a miss..awww. but hoho!

For now, I'm a happy Lesbo. hahahaha :D  (pfft! Im starting to miss my lamyan now)


Hannah

- Ano promoter girl (D one in pink skirt) who teaches me about facial care. (wow. speaking to me about facial care & cosmetics is, well, like speaking to a Pig in the ranch blablabla. refer above)

We (me, lily, Hannah) chitchats about how unreliable guys are. Of friends of them whom her guy goes out and get another girl, even when they're having 2 kids at home, they had another kid at another ‘home’.

From all that I heard, I conclude that, some 9 out of 10 guys does it.

They say "A girl needs a reason to cheat; while a guy only needs a girl. "

Woah, u guys, is it Loike true?

If it is, that One out of 10 is certainly MINE.


Dennis

- TM’s Marketing Manager. Is one who fetches me home or drop me at Kelana Jaya LRT, well, actually all of them do, in turns. (Steve, Lily & Dennis picks me up from Rawang KTM/Bangsar LRT/ Kelana Jaya LRT every morning)

Perhaps this is when mixing around well and having good ‘relationships’ with boses comes in handy! ;D Hehe. Again, Im a good employee.


Syam
- Comes to fetch me chopsticks when I dropped them? xD Im kidding! 


___________________________________________________

Once upon a time, long long time ago, in a far far away land.... called... UTAR....

There lives a Princess..called Snow Vhientenna..

One day, long long time ago, the sun was shining brightly.. She felt hungry.. She whistled and jumps on her beautiful white horse. The grass was green and the sky was blue. Until she noticed, 5 little dwarfs was following behind her horse. The sky turned black, lightning started striking. Until she reached the La Chateur La Prima Canteen, the sky turns blue again. Then she flashed her piece of gold to buy some food, outcomes Robin Hood! Snatching away her piece of gold. Then, Robin Hood returns her gold and well flash his piece to buy her food. At that instance, Robin Hood turned into Prince Charming. (Well,apparently their biological growth process is evolving from a Dwarf>Robin hood>Prince charming)

And well, that's when he snatched the microphone used to announce number for the food ordered in La Chateur La Prima Canteen, and announce "leng lui bear bear".

Wow! And there goes our First Installment for the New York Times Bestselling Author of all time...

Bet ya never heard Fairy Tales as magnificent as this... or Quite like this.....

2nd installment of the Hairy Popper Trilogy

x says:
coz i dun have time adi
vien ღ says:
explain
x says:
going to die
x says:
have a serious sick
vien ღ says:
if ur serious, then i'll take it seriously
x says:
yes, serious
x says:
xiang si bing
vien ღ says:
haha m i supposed 2b angry cause u lied!
x says:
i didn't
x says:
really got xiang xi bing le
x says:
if we keep talking, then will definitely become more serious
x says:
yi fa bu ke shou shi
x says:
then really die
x says:
and u oso reply me so long


The third installment.

... seems like Princess Vhientenna told Prince Charming that the only way he would get her contacts was to make his way through the very scary talking forest to get to Unitar.... god knows what's in the forest... No one has survive to tell tales about the forest..... The only thing heard from the forest is the gloomy haunting voices.....

Did he did it? at the end? For her? 

Now, what are you waiting for? Get the original copy @$99.95, available in any major bookstore, now!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Evolution of the Hair.

Good morning, class!
For today's lesson, I'll be teaching you guys on the topic:
The Importance of the Right Hairstyle.
Flip your text to page 108, first, let us take a look at the subject in the picture.
Figure one, Ryan Cabrera, born July 18, 1982 (Repeat after me.. Happy Birthday Ryan~~) in Dallas, Texas. Well, before he changed his hairstyle, teacher thinks that he scored a 8/10 on the scale of Charm.
(You see, he writes his own song - and it's 'true' - sings, and play with just a acoustic guitar; simple acoustic music... smiles.)




Figure 2, Ryan Cabrera, after he changed his hairstyle, he scored.. urm, ok I don't want to be so mean and say 0.01, so I'll just say its - a catastrophe.



"Touch my hair, and I'll poke your eyes! I look like a Lion. Roarrrr~" O.O
Dear students, please raise your hands and voice out your opinions!

Because everyone has different preference & likings. If we all have the same preference & likings, imagine...
A world...

with everyone having the same Hairstyle....

And then we will end up saying, "I'll like one Fried eggs-mashed version! & 'Fucuk' & 'Cookies & Cream' & 'TongSui' & Why Am I telling you I sincerely do not want a shortage of food supply nor do I want a Contender in my quest to Conquer the *Land called FOOD.*

But then again, having a partner would be fun!
Ok i just Ter-leak out my short hair-do. But haha! Everyone seen it anyway! It's plaster all over Facebook!
Pictures,credits of Sweeyu's blog =)

The Ole'time school girl look.


I like this pic =)
Except for the guy who smokes behind us [right corner], just spoils it. All of us were choking. So as a rep, I decided to walk up to him to tell him so.  Mun's friend,it was.  Smoke & I'll kill you with A cigar. I haven't really figured out how yet, but i will!

My Grandma call it: HongSik HongSik (hair) is LuckyLucky~!






Then it was DRAGONfruit! or more commonly known as, Ribena! (as they called it)



Later on.

I was inspired by d Japanese..


I tried to get these..




Only to get these.....


I look into the mirror n i told myself "GREAT! now Looi Vien Na makes herself hungry! That's IT! Maggi Mee Time~~! mmm. sedaaaap~~~"

U know I'm a smart consumer, i don't spend much, u know how?
1st, Drive to Kampung Lada Hitam in Johor (dont ask me,I dont know how) but drive anyway! hahaha.
2nd, Spot a house with a mirror, a chair & a fan in front of the house.
3rd, Tell the aunty u want to curl your hair. Ignore her when she say "wow~ I almost forgot I have these tools, well I haven't been perming hair for youngster for a few..years.. u know nowadays youngster don't come to me.. so often (or at all?)"

4th, Pray.
5th, 50 bucks.
6th,
Throw away your comb.
7th, I think we don't need any styling liquids, sprays, foams, shine serum, treatment creams, curl enhancer. No need to spend so much, Just let it be! And it'll turn out Just finee =) At least it is for me..



ahh.. im starting to miss it... =(
Momma's feeling nostalgic, come back to momma, would ya? 



Well if u take me as ur Style Icon, then u can certainly try it!
hahahahhahahhahahaha..



I call it! Short & Sweet!
My new hairstlye has been keeping me looking very matured & sane.


Just like this! 

=)

Im starting to think that the secret to looking sane is to seal ur lips, tight shut. Well, t's just a theory of mine, it's not a necessity for u to try it, but if you insist, well, i can do nothing to stop you. 
xD xD Oh, i do crapp alot. But here's a written doormat:
Welcome To My World~!
heheheheheheh :D

Thursday, June 26, 2008

I wanted to blog, but im too sleepy to finish it. To my lala-land I go!

Tune in tomorrow.

xD

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

"Jie.. U must think of something for 2moro ar.."

" Hmm okay.. I'll come up with something.."

So I laid on my bed, working very hard the witty brain I had... 

一定是你这个大鬼头带头的! Mommy always regarded me as 大鬼头 Thats why i always ditangkap untuk di-beat up when we were all lil kiddo xD It's not me!! Why me?

Literally translating it means Big Ghost Head. o.O nway,for u bananas,haha it sorta means like One who comes out with lotsa idea to lead or  influence the siblings?

I had to come out with a plan or something all four of us could afford, simple yet touching, that'll express how much we love him, also could be perform at home and has the ability to delight & draw a *smile* on his face at the same time =)

In some 15 minutes of brainstorming, I came up with the whole Plan for Father's Day!

Soo.. This is what we did for Father's Day.

- Mommy Seduced Daddy out for a Night View.

Where the genes came from. I suddenly realise, that many of the traits came from her xD yup, she's really quirky.

They went to have a look at the night view from our proposed to move in 10 years ago Condo, only to get Daddy Shaking and Trembling Looking down from 16th Floor. And got stomach upset and came back Early! (dam mou yong rite)  That's when we PANICKED.

- At the front door, we had a sheet of Rules & Regulations :

1. You are not allowed to on the lights.

2. You are provided with a Torch Light & a MAGIC pen.

3. There'll be papers with Secret Hidden Messages all around the house, which'll be revealed only with the MAGIC pen.

4. Following the secret messages, you'll find each of us, and a pleasant surprise behold.

5. The treasure hunt starts now, NOW find us!

& the food.. If not, we have to go on Diet tonight. hahaha.

*HAPPY FATHER'S DAY*

yup! that's what I wrote! :D

I hid in the cupboard okayyy.. omg it was so dark, i could barely breath, and I was.... afraid... of having... another person... hidding beside me too.... I kept looking at the dark spaces beside me.....

x.x

- The Secret Hidden Messages are all personalized like..

"The rat  is sneaking in the living room.." - lil bro.

"Anna is a pig " - sis.

"Ah Ma always say we must lock the door behind.. but UH OO.  i think we forgot to lock..." -bro.

"Remember where u Made us? hehehehe." -me.

And few..

"You are FOOLED! nenenebubu."

"Pls try again. Thank you."

hahahhahaha.

- When he found us, we'll each give him a Piece of the Missing Puzzle.

When the 4 missing pieces combine, (he took really long to figure out the shape xD) you'll form a whole heart!

 - And you'll also summon. A Candle-lighted Cake & A Song Dedication - 

If u guys knew the song made famous by Jay Chou.

听妈妈的话? Listen to Mama's Words.

Except! Composer: Vienna decided to tweak the lyrics abit.

听爸爸的话. Listen to Papa's words.

听爸爸的话   别让他生气  

想快快长大   才能报答他

美丽的胡须   越来越来白 

我们知道因为  工作很辛苦. . .


Though the lyrics might not be that good xD but after we were done with it!

U could see from his face that he's certainly a Very Happy Daddy~!

Yeay! Mission Accomplished!

- Bersama-sama kita makan the KFC they found, while he read the handwritten card.

Mommy & Daddy both left the testimonials below:

Very Interesting & Fun game! We were both very excited! And we didn't even know in 50 years of our life, there's something like a Magic Pen! We don't even know how to use at first.

Mommy : I want to do it again during my turn! 

xD

(We talked about the bits and all. There was apparently 'someone' else playing hide n seek with daddy mommy.... wuu~~ nah la,we figured it's because when he opened one side of the toilet door, due to air pressure & all, the other side closes, but that caused them to run around and started a chase with No one. xD they thought we were running away from them xD)  

- So we were all laughing out loud at their Stewpidity-strike-stories along their Quest in search for us ~~

and also our experience hiding.. alone in a all dark house.. xD bro got targeted by mosquittoes, sis got kicked under the bed, i was barely breathing & halusinating,imagining things... xD

The KFC was just yummy. Boy,we were all Hungry! We also drank chinese tea together after that. =)

And yup! A great Father's Day Indeed.

And so, she candid me once again. Should I be thankful that I always had a lil sis as me personal paparazzi? =)


Lurve ya, Daddy! :)