Owh,the marvellous Toilets!

Great Poems.

Source: Toilet Walls and Doors.
Poets: Undefined.

Poem Title: Mighty Finger.

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,c
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Title: A Case of Constipation.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Title: Lau Sai.

You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Title: Inspirations.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

Title: Just spending some time.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

The BEST bathroom graffiti:

[written on the wall behind a toilet]
“When did I eat corn?”

Another Function of Toilets walls: Job Advertisement Space.

1) [Written high upon the wall]
If you can piss above this line, the Fire Department wants you.

2) A Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Signboard seen all around.

Above a urinal

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don’t piss in your ashtrays!

On the inside of a toilet door

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

A sign at a swimming pool bathroom

Welcome to our ool.
Notice there’s no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

Finally..

Sign seen at a restaurant

Why we REALLY shouldn't dirty the toilets. .

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…

So,people.. Learn your lesson!

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