Monday, January 28, 2008

*HOW TO TURN YOUR KIDS INTO FOOTBALL JUNKIES IN THE FUTURE*

Ok ok people.. Just Chill kay?
(thanks for the much-needed-urges)

ITS NOW..
*TIME TO REVIVE THE Almighty-BLOG*
Picks up the magic wands.. Casts Resurrection Spell~

Oh great!
Star Sports is tuned on again,right behind me xD
The current situation : 1-1
Match: Manchester United Vs Tottenham
Now,that's quite a big distraction. U know.. [I'll come back later]

50 minutes later.. [comes-back]
INDEED. EXACTLY,what I said! 3-1!
U know.. My match-score predictions can go up to 80% accuracy. hoho!
Well,I told daddy,he didn't wanted to believe me n took Tottenham instead,for the odds is 1:20 IF he wins (Dream a little dream..) and for the fact that ManU handicapped Tottenham 1.5/1.
Well well,his LOST! I tried my best tho..

Ok now,guys.. If u fancy football right..
Here are some tips on :

*HOW TO TURN YOUR KIDS INTO FOOTBALL JUNKIES IN THE FUTURE*

1. Start Young.
-Most suitably 12-15 years old. By then,they should have the Ability to Think,yet having little resilient on what u 'feed'/instill to their young minds.

2. Cultivate the practice of watching football every weekends.
- Tuning on the tv to ESPN/Star Sport consistently is a must. Do not slack in ur effort.

3. The MOST Effective *Tips* of all.
Bribery.

How?
(a) The Pay per Ball Method.
Say this..

- "If U WITNESS a Goal by this team(which u support/bets on),I'll pay u RM10/goal."

(b) Introduce The Commitment Fee.
- Pay extra BONUS if they Cheer/Support Enthusiastically. Or if they pleased u.
(they SHOULD start shouting like lunatics,already..)

- Initially,it burns ur pocket.. but look to the future..far far ahead.. The effects lasts for eternity. I can personally Guarantee you.

Why?

- At first,they would watch for pleasure(simply to fill up time) yet earning big bucks.. With simple task to do- sit & watch.
- They would Cheer need to. Enthusiastically. remember? the Commitment Fee??
- Now,just sit down,lay back,and relax. (The rest happens very much naturally,just like how a Tree grows~)
- Imagine..
One fine Saturday, minimum Two match/channel [2 channels] = 2x2 = 4 match/day.
Then there's Sunday, 4x2= 8 Matches.
One month, 8x4 = 32 Matches.
- It's just a matter of time before..
They start watching too much football.. Blown away by too much knowledge.. Knowing too many teams..and players..

- And develop their own preference team/likings- *Favourite* Football Club.

- *Favourite* Football Club > Fans > Addiction.
- That's exactly How and Why ppl would gather in front of Big Screens.. Asia Cafe.. Laundry Bar..
Come watch Live Telecast on match of the Giants on the Biggest Screen in Town.. sponsored by Tiger FC.
Supporting their own *Teams*

How to tackle that ever-more-famous/typical quote which would induce,even the most fanatic,avid football fans
to be inexpressible in words. Suddenly.

"Football is equivalent to 22guys chasing after a ball.
Why don't we just give them each a single ball,so they don't have to fight for O.n.e Miserable Ball?
"

Asking that is just like asking:
Since you can eat 10 times a day, why don't you eat 10 times a day?


That's not the way it goes.
IT'S OUR utmost FAVOURITE TEAM+utmost FAVOURITE PLAYER PLAYING THERE.
*points* Right there! The skills to watch after.. The tricks they pulled out.. bypassing defenders.. Perfect teamwork.. a Beautiful Pass...to a GOAL!
n of course,undeniably.. Some checking outs on *HOT* Football Player who has the *complete
package* [there,i admit it,for me xD]








VS






After all,It's way nicer on the Eye to watch C.Ronaldo Dribble than Frank Ribery right?
hohoho xD xD woops =#
Tralalala~


Why we cheer?


A
GOAL doesn't come easily
Most of the time,there's the Skill Factor,the Luck Factor,the Good Teamwork Factor the understandings between players,the chances,the timings...
That is why those cheers are for! To praise the *Goal*.
Like.. a Goal Finally.! How it comes from much hard work.


umm.. Its just very much like just how u would go "Gagaga over (ie)Justin Timberlake.." his looks..his one-of-its-kind,sexy voice.. the way he dances...
Makes sense?


AND,we have the *competition+
rivalry* between the TEAMS in the League Table at ALL times. It's Fast & Furious.
Therefore, e.v.e.r.y Point C.o.u.n.t.s IMMENSELY]

Here, you gave them a Good Headstart!

- Now, Congratulations (I have to say) to the Future-Daddy-To-Be!

Note:
1. U no longer need to 'feed' them with money.
(Phew,what a relieve right? But to think of it,after all,they are your kids,the money is just *Circulating* around the family)
2. U have accompaniments. No longer,need to,watch alone having a Coke/Popcorn/Chips/Kerepek as the only ones with u.
3. U know u'll Never run out of topics to talk with ur kids.
U have that *bond* together with your kids. Result of a *Passion* u share together.
Something that u guys would love spending time doing together. Watching some Good,Old Football. Classic.

Now,U see.. How great is the Power of football?
Now,who says watching football has no benefits to it?

BE BEWARE:
If there's this *Big Fours* (listed below) playing each other at the same time.
- Manchester United. Arsenal. Liverpool. Chelsea.

Results:
Chaos.

My advice?

1) Get 4 Astro.
After all,50% off on 2nd Decoder right?

2) Lock them up in separate rooms.
To create ZOPFAN- Zone
of Peace,Freedom and Neutrality.

3) Or bring a *Ear Plug* + *Eye Mask*.
- Ignore everything following.

Simple?

*winks*

By,
Vienna.


Just some Piece of Information.



Names Fans Of Hates
Looi Vien Na Manchester United Chelsea,Arsenal
Looi Hong Joo Liverpool Manchester United
Looi Hong Seh Chelsea Manchester Utd,Liverpool
Looi An Na Everton Chelsea,everyone blocking Everton from advancing from that 4th place


What happens on the *Big Nights* / *Match of the Century* / When the *Giants Clashes* ?
U do the imagination.

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